Florida Man Parody

# Florida Man Parody Song

*(To the tune of "Candy Man" from Willy Wonka)*

Who can take a sunshine state, mix it with some crazy fate?  
Florida Man can, 'cause he mixes it with beer.  

Who can wrestle gators bare, turn it into viral share?  
Florida Man can, with a six-pack full of cheer.  

Florida Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and then  
He flips his truck or dates a palm tree, just for the win.  

Who can chug a Red Bull fast, end up in a cop car blast?  
Florida Man can, shorts flapping in the breeze.  

Who can surf a hurricane, make the news with zero shame?  
Florida Man can, 'cause he lives life with ease.  

Florida Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and then  
He'll rob a store or fight a squirrel, again and again.  

*(Bridge)*  
In the land of endless summer, where sanity's a bummer,  
He'll chase storms or light fireworks at dawn.  
With a cold one in his grip and a wild idea to flip,  
Florida Man's the king, forever on.  

Who can make the headlines pop, turn mishaps into nonstop?  
Florida Man can, yes, Florida Man can.  

Florida Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and then  
The world's his playground, full of chaos and gin.